What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:13
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : I'm 24.
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Tea ?
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?
Me : I don't drink
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
How does a person become transgender?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : No
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Then let's have some coffee
Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?
Me : Sure.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Space
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : Thank you.